If Rainbows Were Really Elephants If I were a miracle worker This is what I'd do: I'd destroy the evil lurker And bring on the morning dew. If I could make things happen This is what I'd cause: I'd bring the truth to the open And have the hasty pause. If I were the voice of God This is what I'd say: "Spare the child and spoil the rod For this is the holy way". Tim McLain Villa Park, 1978